Saturday 21 May 2016

Wayne Rooney in X-Men: Apocalypse

This is the most ridiculous thing ever.

"X: We're looking for a particular group of mutants to help us defeat Apocalypse. X: We need a mutant with incredible reflexes. H: How about David de Gea? X: Thank you Hank, I was thinking more like Nightcrawler. H: Of course. X: Next we need a speedster, fast as lightning H: How about Anthony Martial? He's pretty fast X: Well yes but not as fast as Quicksilver. H: Good point Charles. X: Finally we need someone with intensity and incredible focus. H: Wait I've got it. Cyclops. X: Actually Hank I'm thinking of a different mutant...... Hello old friend. Rooney: Hello Charles."

HAHAHAHA, and I actually laughed.

Andre Lim

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